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The Blonde and the Puzzle

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A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."


Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"


The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."


Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."


He then takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..... he said with a deep sigh ............

"Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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That's why I dyed my hair grey, so as to not be accused of being a blonde! ^_^^_^

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Awesome! Definitely gonna have to share that one with my wife...who is quite the blonde!

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Not original, found on the web.

 

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waiter goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

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I like it!

truth be told, I never have met a dumb blonde. A bit ditzy; maybe.

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I like it!

truth be told, I never have met a dumb blonde. A bit ditzy; maybe.

You obviously have never met my niece.

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