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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 aluminium pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old. The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “Hillary for President” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your donkey year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership. She had no sense of humor.

 

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Now that's funny! :)

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My Ford is so old and ugly even the grackles won't poop on it, fearing ridicule from fellow grackles, I suppose. I'm currently looking for a used Yugo to trade it in on, if you know where I can find one. If most of the Ford dealerships are run by Democrats, I'll hold out on my demo ride until my "Hillary for Convict of the Year" button comes in....I might get a discount, what with them figuring me for a Democrat and all. Thanks for the heads-up.

 

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My Ford is so old and ugly even the grackles won't poop on it, fearing ridicule from fellow grackles, I suppose. I'm currently looking for a used Yugo to trade it in on, if you know where I can find one. If most of the Ford dealerships are run by Democrats, I'll hold out on my demo ride until my "Hillary for Convict of the Year" button comes in....I might get a discount, what with them figuring me for a Democrat and all. Thanks for the heads-up.

 

OP

all the yugos had obama stickers 08 on them they crushed with all the buy outs of old cars

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